HAPPY DAY
“What is the happy occasion,
“My wife lets me have sex with her only once a year,” – replied
“What is there to be happy about such deplorable behavior?” – asked one colleague.
“Because today is that day!”
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Monday, February 14, 2011
Category: Marital Bliss 
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Category: Marital Bliss
THE SAME
A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer.
“Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent”.
“One penny?!” - exclaimed the guy.
“Yes”- said the barman.
The guy glanced over at the menu and asked:
“Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?”
“Certainly sir” - replied the bartender, - “but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” - inquired the guy.
“Four cents,” - he answered.
“Four cents?!” - exclaimed the guy. “Where's the guy who owns this place?”
The barman replied:
“Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy said:
“What's he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replied:
“Same as what I'm doing to his business.”
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Saturday, February 12, 2011
Category: Marital Bliss
FAMILIAR WITH THE TYPE
An elderly couple was driving cross-country and the woman was driving. She got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said:
“Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?”
The woman turned to her husband and asked:
“What did he say?”
The old man yelled:
“HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.”
The patrolman said:
“May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband and asked:
“What did he say?”
The old man yelled:
“HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.”
The woman gave him her license.
The patrolman said:
“I see you are from
The woman turned to her husband and asked:
“What did he say?”
“HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU,” – the old man yelled.
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Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Category: Marital Bliss
IT IS A FREE COUNTRY
A man and woman entered the restaurant and took seats at one of the empty tables. The man beckoned to the waiter.
“I am quite hungry, so broil me your biggest, thickest, juiciest beef-steak.”
“And what about the Mad Cow?” – asked the waiter.
“The mad cow can order whatever she fancies.”
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Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Category: Marital Bliss
MUTUAL DISLIKE
After repeated complaints of pain in her abdomen, the dutiful husband took his wife to a clinic. The internist gave the woman a thorough medical check-up, then with a frown on his face, motioned the husband to the side and whispered to him:
“I don’t like your wife at all.”
“Neither do I,” – whispered the husband back, – “but what can I do? She’s such a good mother to our kids.”
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Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Category: Marital Bliss
A POINTED HINT
One evening, a man sitting at the window casually called to his wife:
“There’s that woman the guy next door is in love with!”
His wife dropped the plate she was drying in the kitchen, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase and looked out the window:
“Where? Where?” – she demanded.
“Right over there on the corner. The lady in the blue dress.”
“You idiot! That’s his wife!!!”
“Yes, I know,” – the husband said with a satisfied grin.
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