Category: Ethnic Stories A CHARITABLE SOUL The Indian shopkeeper thought that he had saved a sufficient amount of money to enable him to fly back to the old country and visit his folks. He went to the Indian Airlines office and inquired about the price of a ticket to Punjab. To his dismay he discovered, that he was just $2 short of the full fare. In his distress he went out to the street and asked the first friendly-looking passerby: “Excuse me Sir, could you spare $2? I want to fly to India.” The passerby looked him over and then magnanimously uttered: “Here are 10 bucks and take your family!” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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Category: Ethnic Stories THOSE ITALIANS! [NOTE: For true enjoyment, read the man's part with a good ol' Italian accent....] A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat themselves and engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored their conversation at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.” “You foul-mouthed swine,” - retorted the lady indignantly, - “in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!” “Hey, coola down lady,” - said the man. “Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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Category: Ethnic Stories IDENTITY PROBLEM A child went to his father: “Tell me Daddy, am I a Jew or a Gypsy?” “Of course you are a Gypsy, son. If I am a Gypsy, you are too.” The boy reflected a while on his father’s answer, then approached his mother: “Mummy, am I a Jew or a Gypsy?” “Of course you are a Jew, darling. If I am a Jew, you are one too. But why are you asking?” “Because our neighbors have a stunning bike. Now I’m not sure, if I should haggle for it, or just snitch it.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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Category: 'English' Jokes IT DOES NOT HELP There used to be a time, when these wry jokes, which derive their humor from unexpected twists in the story line and were known for some reason as English jokes, were very much in vogue. In the early evening hours, a policeman stopped a cyclist: “Sir, your headlight doesn’t function. You will have to dismount.” The man disagreed: “I tried that and it doesn’t help.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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Category: Ecumenical Stories NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS The daughter of an Irish family phoned from the big city: “Mummy, I must confess! I have become a prostitute.” The lines were bad and the mother hard-of-hearing. She shouted aghast: “What did you become?” “A prostitute, Mother! A hooker,” – elucidated the girl. “Thank God,” – sighed the mother. “I thought for a minute that you said ‘a Protestant.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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Category: Ecumenical Stories THERE’S MUCH TO LIVE FOR I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said: “Stop! Don't do it!” “Why shouldn't I?” - he said. I said: “Well, there's so much to live for!” He said: “Like what?” I said: “Well...are you religious, or atheist?” He said: “Religious.” I said: “Me too! Are you Christian, or Buddhist?” He said: “Christian.” I said: “Me too! Are you catholic, or Protestant?” He said: “Protestant.” I said: “Me too! Are you Episcopalian, or Baptist?” He said: “Baptist!” I said: “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord?” He said: “Baptist Church of God!” I said: “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?” He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God!” I said: “Me too! Are you reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” I said: “Die, heretic scum!” – and pushed him off. If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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Category: Ecumenical Stories TEST QUESTION Question: “Can you describe the different denominations in the Jewish religion? Answer: “At an Orthodox wedding the mother is in a family way, at a Conservative wedding the bride is expecting, whereas at a Reformist wedding, it is the rabbi who is pregnant.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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