Category: Old Age Humiliations A MATTER OF PATIENCE On his 100th birthday a reporter asked the patriarch, how he had managed to reach such a ripe old age. The old gent just shrugged: “Very simply. I had one glass of brandy every day.” “But there are many others who drink and don’t live to become 100 years old,” - wondered the reporter. “Of course not,” – answered the venerable guy, – “they don’t keep it up long enough.”

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