On his birthday, the scrooge decided to go to a restaurant. The check for the plentiful meal he consumed totaled $49.70, for which he paid with a $50 bill. The busy waitress thanked him, put the money into the cash register and continued with her other duties. A little later, when she looked towards the man’s table, she saw that he was still sitting there. She went over to him and asked:
“Is there anything else you wish, Sir?”
“I am waiting for my change,” - replied the scrooge.
The waitress returned to the cash register and after a while brought a saucer with 30 cents and a small package. The scrooge put the change into his purse, opened the package and found that it contains a package of condoms.
“What is that for?” - asked the astonished man.
“I suggest that you use it,” - answered the angry waitress, - “types like you should not multiply.”
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