Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told Ford:
“Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention – the assembly line – changed the world. As a reward, you can hangout with anyone you want to in Heaven.”
Ford thought about it and said:
“I want to hang out with God Himself.”
The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God:
“Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?”
God said: “Ah, yes.”
“Well,” – said Ford, – “you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front-end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. Maintenance is very costly
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing
5. It is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days
6. The rear end wobbles too much, and
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.”
“Hmmm,” – replied God, – “hold on.”
God went to the Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper.
“It may be that my invention is flawed,” – God replied to Henry Ford, – “but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!”
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