Monday, August 31, 2009

Category: Doctors and Patients COMPARATIVE DIAGNOSTICS

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see a doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:

“Hey look, I'm a vet. I don't have to ask my patients all these questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking at them.”

And then she smugly added:

“Why can't you?”

The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said:

“There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to put you to sleep.”

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