The teacher was a pretty young thing and the adolescents in her class showed great interest in her hidden charms. One day, she was giving an assignment to her class. It was a large assignment, so she started writing high up on the blackboard. Suddenly, one of the boys sniggered loudly. She quickly turned and saw that it was a boy in the third row.
“What's so funny Pat?” - demanded the teacher.
“I just saw one of your garters, teacher” - answered the boy.
“Get out of my classroom,” - she yelled. “I don't want to see you for three days.”
The teacher went back to writing the assignment. Realizing she had forgotten to title it, she reached to the very top of the blackboard. Suddenly there was an even louder giggle from another student. Again she turned and asked:
“What's so funny Billy?”
“Well miss, I just saw both of your garters.”
Again she yelled:
“Get out!” This time the punishment was even more severe. “I don't want to see you for a week.”
Embarrassed and frustrated, when she returned to finishing the assignment, she dropped the eraser. As she bent over to pick it up, she saw, that Moishe’le, who sat in the first row, stood up, collected his things and started to leave the class.
“And where do you think you are going?” - asked the teacher.
“Well teacher, from what I just saw,” - answered Moishe’le - “ my school days are probably over.”
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