An old lady was rocking in her rocking chair when a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she will be granted three wishes.
“Well, now,” - said the old lady, - “I guess I would like to be really rich.”
*POOF* —her rocking chair turned to solid gold.
“And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”
*POOF* —she turned into a beautiful young woman.
“Your third wish?” - asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them.
“Ooh—can you change him into a handsome prince?” - she asked.
*POOF* —there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear:
“Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”
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