One day this guy, who has been stranded on a deserted island all alone for ten years, saw an unusual speck on the horizon.
“It’s certainly not a ship,” - he thought to himself. As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf came this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approached the stunned guy and asked:
“How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years!” - he said.
She reached over, unzipped a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He took one, lighted it and after taking a long drag and sighed:
“Man, oh man! Is that ever good!”
She then asked him:
“How long has it been since you’ve had a sip of bourbon?”
Trembling, he replied:
“Ten years!”
She unzipped the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulled out a flask and gave it to him. The man opened the flask, took a long swig and said:
“Wow, that’s absolutely fantastic!”
The woman then started slowly unzipping the long zipper that ran down the front of her wet suit, looked at him seductively and asked:
“And how long has it been since you’ve played around?”
The guy, with tears in his eyes, replied:
“Oh sweet Lord God! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
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