A golfer was in a competitive match with a friend, who was ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer thought to himself:
“I'd give anything to sink this next putt.”
A stranger walked up to him and whispered
“Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”
The golfer thought the man was crazy and that his answer would be meaningless, but also that perhaps this was a good omen and it will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and said:
“OK.” – and sunk the putt. Two holes later he mumbled to himself:
“Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole.”
The same stranger moved to his side and said:
“Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?”
The golfer shrugged his shoulders and said:
“Sure.”
And he made an eagle. Down to the final hole. The golfer needed yet another eagle to win.
Though he said nothing, the stranger moved to his side and said:
“Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?”
The golfer said:
“Certainly.”
And he made the eagle. As the golfer walked to the club house, the stranger walked alongside and said:
“You know, I've not really been fair with you, because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life.”
“Nice to meet you,” – says the golfer. “My name is Father O'Malley and I'm a Catholic priest.”
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