A man and a woman walked into a very posh
''Show the lady your finest mink!'' - the fellow exclaimed. So the owner of the shop went in back and came out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tried it on, the owner discreetly whispered to the man:
''Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.''
''No problem! I'll write you a check!''
''Very good, sir,'' - said the shop owner. ''Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared.''
So the man and the woman left. On Monday, the fellow returned. The storeowner was outraged:
''How dare you show your face in here?! There was not a single penny in your checking account!!''
''I just had to come by'' – grinned the guy, – ''to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!''
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