A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor was asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
“I'm afraid I don't have a husband” - she replied.
“O.K. do you have a boyfriend?” - asked the midwife.
“No, no boyfriend either. I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own.”
After the birth the midwife again spoke to the young woman.
“You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black”
“Well,” - replied the girl, - “I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The lead man was black.”
“Oh, I'm very sorry,” - said the midwife, - “that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.”
“Well yes,” - the girl again replied, - “you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?”
“Oh, I'm sorry,” - the midwife repeated, - “that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes.”
“Well yes,” - continued the girl, - “I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice.”
At this the midwife again apologized, collected the baby and presented her to the girl, who immediately proceeded to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby started crying and the mother exclaimed:
“Thank God for that!”
“What do you mean?” - asked the midwife.
“Well,” - said the girl extremely relieved, - “I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark.”
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