Thursday, April 01, 2010

Category: Airline Stories ENGINEERING PROBLEM

The new type of fighter developed by the manufacturer was the latest word in technology. Fly-by-wire instrumentation, high velocity, it had everything except for one small but crucial problem:

As soon as the plane reached a certain speed, its wings started breaking off.

All prototypes crashed. The test pilots managed to bail out, but even the best minds could not come up with a solution as to how to strengthen the wing structure. At last an ad was published in the professional magazines, promising a reward of $100,000 to anyone who could come up with a workable solution.

Several proposals were received, but when tested, the wings kept breaking off. One day, a middle-aged, balding fellow appeared at the engineering offices and offered a unique solution: Small holes were to be drilled throughout the airplane’s wing roots. To the Chief Engineer it seemed like the craziest, most harebrained proposal he had ever heard.

“Excuse me, Sir,” - he asked, - “do you have a degree in aeronautics engineering?”

“No,” - replied the man, - “I am a tailor.”

The engineer deliberated for a while and then decided to try the proposal. What did he have to lose? Without solving the wing-problem, the airplane was a failure anyway. The small holes were drilled; the plane took off and performed exactly as it should. Even at the highest velocity the wings held up. The Chief Engineer called in the man with the proposal and informed him that he is entitled to the reward. He had only one request:

“Can you please tell me how you arrived at this extraordinary solution?”

“I am an observant kind of person and I noticed that toilet paper always tears everywhere, except at the perforation.”

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