Category: Ethnic Stories

PERFECT DISGUISE

Sorry, but to understand this one, you must look up German numerals in the dictionary.

During the war two German spies were dropped in England. Wanting to test their disguise, they decided to go to a pub serving American soldiers.

“Two Martinis please!” - they shouted from the door.

“Dry?” - asked the barman.

“Nein, zwei!”

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