Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Category: Ethnic Stories

REPEAT PERFORMANCE

A Pole went into a bar where the TV news was on, showing a woman on a roof ready to jump. The Pole said to the bartender:

“I bet she won't jump.”

The bartender took him on and they bet $50.00. SHE JUMPED. The Pole handed over the money, but the bartender wouldn’t take it. He said:

“It wouldn’t be fair, as I saw the news earlier on the 6 o'clock newscast.”

The Pole answered:

“That's O.K. I saw it on the same newscast, but I didn’t think she would jump the second time.”

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