NO PEEKING
A man, who had lost an eye in an accident, used to put his glass eye in a cup on his bedside table at night. Once, when he was very thirsty, he mistakenly drank from the cup containing his eye and swallowed it. The next day he went to his physician, complaining about an awful bellyache. The good doctor decided to give him an enema and as he stood there administering it, he suddenly exclaimed:
“Oh my God! In all my 25 years in practice, I have looked at many an ass, but this is the first time that an ass has looked back at me.”
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