REPORT CARD
A little girl and the mother were shopping. The girl asked her mother:
“How old are you?”
Mommy said:
“Honey, you'll learn later on in life that women don't talk about their age.”
The girl then asked:
“Mommy, how much do you weigh?”
Mommy said:
“That's another thing women don't talk about.”.
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother asked:
“Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
Mommy said:
“Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much and I don't want to talk about it now.”
The little girl was frustrated. She told her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend said:
“All you have to do is to sneak a look at your mother's driver’s license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything.”
The little girl and her mother were shopping again. The girl said:
“Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old.”
Mommy was very surprised. She asked:
“Sweetheart, how did you do that?”
The girl shrugged and said:
“I just know and I also know that you weigh
The mother was flabbergasted. She asked:
“Where did you learn all that???”
The little girl said:
“I just know that's all and I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an ' F ' in sex.”
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