Saturday, May 29, 2010

Category: From the Mouths of Babes

PAINKILLER

A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.

“Why do you want cider?” - asked Mom.

“To take the pain away,” - sobbed the little girl.

Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.

“It doesn't work!” - she yelled.

“What do you mean?” - asked Mom.

“Well,” - sniffed the little girl, - “I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider!”

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