Category: Marital Bliss

NOTHING TO WEAR

Tom came home early from work and found his wife walking about stark naked in the room.

“Why are you naked?”

“Why, why, because I’ve got nothing to wear.”

Tom went angrily to the wardrobe, opened it and started counting:

“Nothing to wear? Look, this is a dress, this is a dress, Hi John, this is a dress …”

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