QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
¬ Question:
“Why does English beer remind one of having sex in a boat?” 
Answer: 
“It is fucking close to water.”
¬ Question:
“Why is a joke like a pussy?”
Answer:
“Neither is any fun if you don't get it.”
¬ Question:
“What is preferable to roses on your piano?”
Answer:
“Tulips on your organ.”
 
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