Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Category: Naughty Jokes

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

¬ Question:

“Why does English beer remind one of having sex in a boat?”

Answer:

“It is fucking close to water.”

¬ Question:

“Why is a joke like a pussy?”

Answer:

“Neither is any fun if you don't get it.”

¬ Question:

“What is preferable to roses on your piano?”

Answer:

“Tulips on your organ.”

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