TRUE TO FORM
A panda bear walked into a saloon and ordered a sandwich. The waiter brought him his order. After the panda finished its meal, it pulled out a pistol, shot the waiter and started to leave. The bartender shouted:
“Hey you! What do you think you're doing?”
The panda said:
“I'm a panda. Look it up in any reference book..”
The bartender got out an encyclopedia and looked up “panda.”
Sure enough it said:
“Panda n., a bear-like marsupial native to
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