Friday, August 20, 2010

Category: Blondes

BLONDE CUSTOMER

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain:

“I would like to buy this TV,” - she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,” - he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman:

“I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,” - he replied.

“Darn, he recognized me,” - she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, etc.

“I would like to buy this TV,” - she stated upon her return to the store.

“Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,” - he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed:

“How do you know I'm a blonde?”

“Because that's a microwave,” - he replied.

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