Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Category: Blondes

INDEFINITELY DELAYED

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced:

“One of our engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry, we have three engines left.”

Thirty minutes later, the Captain announced:

“One more engine has failed and the flight will take two hours longer. But don't worry, we have two engines left.”

An hour later the Captain announced:

“One more engine has failed and the flight will last three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left.”

One blonde looked at the other and said:

“If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day.”

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