DEPENDS ON YOUR VIEWPOINT
A man fancied the Polish peasant’s beautiful, young spouse, but did not know how to achieve his purpose, as the husband guarded his wife jealously and did not let her out of his eyesight. One night he was awakened from deep sleep by a knock on the window of his cottage.
“Janek, look out! Somebody is fooling around with your wife.”
Thoroughly shocked, Janek sat up in his bed and looked to the pillow next to him. His lady was right there, sleeping soundly.
“Silly joker,” - grumbled Janek to himself and drifted off again. After a while, another knock came and a voice called again:
“Watch it, Janek! Somebody is fooling around with your wife.”
Janek looked again and again there was nobody else in their marital bed.
After the third knock on his window, Janek got really mad, put on his pants, opened the door and walked around the cottage, to see who was at the back window, disturbing his sleep. That was the opportunity the secret admirer was waiting for. As soon as Janek left the room, he slipped through the door and got into bed, next to Janek’s wife.
When Janek reached the back window he obviously did not find anyone there. He started to return to the room, when he happened to look through the window and saw the stranger in bed next to his wife. He scratched his head and said wonderingly:
“From the outside it certainly looks that way!”
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