JEWISH DOG
A Jew named Hirsch lived alone in the outskirts of the small town with a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died and Hirsch went to the rabbi and asked:
“Rabbi, my darling dog, who for the last 15 years has been my only companion and who was such a comfort to me in my loneliness, has passed away. Could I bury be him in the Hirsch family plot in cemetery?”
The rabbi replied:
“No, we cannot bury the creature in our cemetery, but I know the minister of the church down the road, maybe he'll able to do something for the animal.”
Hirsch said:
“I'll go there right now. Do you think a donation $50,000 would reward him for his help?”
The rabbi asked:
“Why didn't you tell me the dog was Jewish?”
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