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A young Chinese couple got married – and she was a virgin. Truth be told, he was a virgin too, but she didn't know that. On the wedding night, she cowered naked under the bed sheets as her husband undressed in the darkness. He climbed in next to her and tried to be reassuring:
“My daring" – he whispered – "I know dis you firs time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want, you juss ask... so... whatchu want?" – he said, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hoped will impress her.
A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her request. After a while she shyly whispered back:
"I want to try someting I have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he asked her:
"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"
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