Category: From the Mouths of Babes

SO FAR...

Mr. and Mrs. Brown listened with an apologetic smile to their 6-year old son’s story, about how he played doctor with their neighbor’s daughter, 7-year old Monica.

“We want to marry,” - declared Lance decisively.

“That’s nice,” - said the father, - “but shouldn’t you wait for a while? After all, you are so young. And anyway, how are going to pay the bills?”

“Oh, we discussed that, “ - answered Lance. “We shall pool our pocket money and in winter clear away the snow for the neighbors. We will manage very nicely.”

“And what will you do when you have a baby?” - asked Mrs. Brown.

Lance raised his eyes to his mother:

“So far we've been lucky!”

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