Category: Marital Bliss

STOIC PATIENT

The Millers were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry.

“No expensive extras, Doctor,” – he ordered. “No gas or needles, or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” – said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

Mr. Miller turned to his wife:

“Show him your tooth, Honey.”

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