Monday, March 07, 2011

Category: Marital Bliss

ORGANIC VEGETABLES

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said:

“These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”

The produce guy looked at me and said:

“No. You'll have to do that yourself.”

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