Category: Naughty Jokes THE FABULOUS FINKELSTEIN

Mr. Cohen, who lived in a small town, noticed in the paper that the world famous Ringling circus, featuring the fabulous Finkelstein, came to town. He bought a ticket and went to see the show. Performer after performer, until finally, preceded by trumpeters, the fabulous Finkelstein, a small red-haired guy, came on. He placed three large sized walnuts on a table, big drum roll, Finkelstein took his penis out of his pants, took a whack and boom-boom-boom, the three walnuts were broken. Huge ovation, the ladies threw flowers to him, etc. etc. and the show was over.

Five years later Mr. Cohen read in the paper that the Ringling circus, featuring the fabulous Finkelstein. is in town again. Again he went to see the show and hardly waited to see the famous performer. Finally the fabulous Finkelstein showed up, huge ovation, yelling, applause, etc. He placed three big coconuts on the table, took out his penis, took a whack and boom-boom-boom all the three coconuts were broken to small pieces. Unbelievable ovation, flowers, ladies threw their underwear, etc. Mr. Cohen went back-stage to the fabulous Finkelstein's dressing room and said:

“Maestro, I saw your fantastic performance five years ago and now again and was absolutely overwhelmed that it has actually improved. If I may humbly ask, why did you choose a more difficult task, using coconuts instead of walnuts?”

The fabulous Finkelstein quietly replied:

“Unfortunately, I had to. You see, my eyes are not the same as five years ago!”

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