Category: Naughty Jokes

 SAY AGAIN

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, “The Cambridge Distorter” told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies. One of the twins was hard of hearing, but the other could hear quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one asked of her twin:

“WHAT DID HE SAY?”
“He said, that WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!”  – said the other.
“Now get a little closer together” – said the cameraman.
Again:
“WHAT DID HE SAY?” 
“HE SAYS, SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.”
So they wiggled up close to each other.
“Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little”, – said the photographer.
Yet again:
“WHAT DID HE SAY?”
“HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!”
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out:
“OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?”

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