Friday, May 13, 2011

Category: Old Age Humiliations

 A MATTER OF PATIENCE
On his 100th birthday a reporter asked the patriarch, how he had managed to reach such a ripe old age.
The old gent just shrugged: “Very simply. I had one glass of brandy every day.”
“But there are many others who drink and don’t live to become 100 years old,” - wondered the reporter.
 “Of course not,” – answered the venerable guy,  – “they don’t keep it up long enough.”
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