Category: Accountants

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A woman walked into an accountant’s office and told him that she needed to file her taxes. The accountant said:

“Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.”

He wrote down her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asked:

“What is your occupation?”

The woman replied:

“I’m a whore.”

The accountant balked:

“No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman said:

“OK, I’m a prostitute.”

“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”

They both thought for a minute, then the woman stated:

“I’m a chicken farmer.”

The accountant wondered:

“What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore, or a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised over 3,000 cocks last year.”

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