Category: Animal Stories

NAME CALLING

A robber broke into a house he thought was empty. He was already in the second room when he heard a voice:

“Jesus is watching you!”

Frightened, he looked around, but since he didn’t see anyone, he continued his search for valuables. After a while the voice sounded again:

“Jesus is watching you!”

The robber looked around again and discovered a parrot in the corner of the room. He asked it:

“Was it you who said ‘Jesus is watching you!’?”

“Yes, of course.”

“And what is the name you go by?”

“Clarence.”

“What a silly name for a parrot. Who was the blockhead who named you?”

“The same person who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”

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