Category: From The Mouths Of Babes

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A small boy’s parents took him to a nudist beach for the first time. The child looked around curiously and to his surprise discovered that not all men are equally endowed. When he asked his father about it, the man answered in an off-hand way:
“Isn’t it obvious? Those with the small ones are stupid and those with the big ones are smart. Now off you go. Build a sand castle, or something.”
Half an hour later, the father asked his son:
“Have you seen where your Mother has gone?”
“She is there, behind those bushes,” - replied the boy, “talking to a stupid guy, who is getting smarter by the minute.”

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