Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Category: Marital Bliss

BEAUTIFUL

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side. His
eyes fluttered open and he said:
"You're beautiful."
Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open again and he said:
"You're cute."
The wife was disappointed, because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."
She asked: "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied: "The drugs are wearing off”.
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