Category: Marital Bliss

HE SAID - SHE SAID

Priest said: “I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.”
She said: “Who's gonna look?”

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He said: “Let's go out and have some fun tonight.”
She said: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.”

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He said: “Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?”
She said: “I would, but you said not to call you at work.”

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He said: “I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.”
She said: “You wear pants don't you?”

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He said: “.Shall we try swapping positions tonight?”
She said: “That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.”

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