Category: Naughty Jokes

BRIEF ONES

 During the Holiday Season, a man bought his girlfriend a pair of stockings. On one stocking he inscribed “Merry Christmas!”, on the other “Happy New Year!” and on the attached greeting card he wrote: “See you between the two holidays.”
 There is a new pill that cures both impotence and constipation. It will be marketed under the name: “Easy Come, Easy Go.”
 While in London, a Scotsman asked a prostitute who accosted him what her going rate was. On hearing her reply, the stupefied man exclaimed:
“But Baby, I don’t want to buy it, just use it for a while.”

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