Category: Old Age Humiliations
LYING
LYING
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocked everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hung over Bob's arm and listened intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club were all aghast. At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked:
"Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replied:
"Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continued to ask:
"So , how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age" - Bob replied.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiled and said:
"No, I told her I was 90."
His buddies at the club were all aghast. At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked:
"Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replied:
"Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continued to ask:
"So , how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age" - Bob replied.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiled and said:
"No, I told her I was 90."
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