Category: Political Jokes

YOU CANNOT BEAT THE SYSTEM

In communist Poland a Page One news item in the Party organ advised, that a long-awaited shipment of flour had arrived and there would be fresh bread the next day. In the early morning hours a long line has formed in front of the bakery.
The baker was also waiting inside his shop. At about 7 o’clock when he saw that the delivery-truck had not arrived yet, he opened the door and called out:
“It seems there will not be enough bread for everyone. All the Jews should go home!”
A few left. At 8 o’clock, the baker came out again and shouted:
“There’re still too many left. All who are not Party members may go home!”
Now the crowd diminished considerably. At 10 o’clock, the baker emerged once more:
“There will be bread only for families with small children. The rest need not wait any longer.”
Now only a few dozen women were left in the queue. At 11:30, the baker appeared again and announced:
“I am sorry, but there will not be any bread today. Apparently, the flour was stale.”
Slowly the women dispersed. One of them remarked:
“Look at the bloody Jews, they got home and are warming their fat butts since hours ago.”

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