Category: Doctors and Patients

PRESCRIPTION

A lady walked into the drug store and asked the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asked:

"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady said:
"I want to kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason" - said the druggist.
The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man was her husband and the lady the druggist's wife. The druggist looked at the photo and said:
"Oh, I didn't know you had a prescription!"

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