Category: Ethnic Stories

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Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal and said to the first man he met:

"Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said:

"I do Father."

The priest said:

"Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man:

"Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," - was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," - said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked:

"Do you want to go to heaven?

O'Toole said:

"No, I don't Father”.

The priest said:

"I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said:

 "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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