Category: Ethnic Stories
JEWISH BRA

A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady:

"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."  

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked:

"What kind of bra?"

He repeated:

"A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," - said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to.  Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked:

"So, what are the differences?"

The saleslady responded:

"It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused on that information for a minute and said:  

"Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"

A Jewish bra," - she replied, - "makes mountains out of molehills."

Custom Search