Category: Ethnic Stories

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

¬ Question:

“Why do Scottish bagpipers walk up and down while playing their instrument?”

Answer:

“It’s more difficult to hit a moving target.”

¬ Asked the Polish wife:

“After I fell asleep, did it take you long to come?”

¬ Question:

“Does a two-piece bathing suit conform to Jewish dietary laws?”

Answer:

“Yes, as the dairy part is completely separate from the meaty one.”

¬ Question:

“How does a Jewish couple do it ‘doggie style?’”

Answer:

“He sits up and begs; she lays down and plays dead.”

  

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