Category: Fron the Mouths of Babes 

NOT SO STONY

Two ten years old boys were swimming at a swimming hole. They just finished and used towels to dry off, when from the bushes they saw a naked woman go swimming in the pond. They watched for four-five minutes, when one of the boys bolted and ran away. The other boy ran after him and asked:

“Why’d you run?”

To which the first boy responded:

“My mom told me that if I ever stared at a naked lady, I’d turn to stone... and I felt it happening!”

   

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