Category: Marital Bliss

BRIEF ONES

¬ Ad at the office:

“For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica. Hardly used. Fucking wife knows everything.”

¬ A man, told by a soothsayer that his wife is betraying him with his best friend went home and shot his dog. 

¬ It is said that women have four types of orgasm:

Positive ones, when they scream: “Oh, yes!”

Negative ones, when they shout: “Oh, no!”

Divine ones, when they exclaim: “Oh, God!”

Fake ones: With their husbands.

¬ Question:

“Does your husband exercise regularly?”

Answer:

“Yes, last week he was out seven nights running.”  

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