Category: Marital Bliss 

CURSE

 

An old man went to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard said:

"Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man said without hesitation:

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

   

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