Saturday, April 21, 2012

Category: Marital Bliss 
TOMBSTONE
When her recently deceased husband's will was read, a widow learned he had left the greater part of his fortune to another woman. Furious, she tried to change the inscription on her spouse's tombstone.
"Sorry, lady," - said the stonecutter. "I inscribed "REST IN PEACE" on your orders. I can't change it now."
"Very well," - she said grimly. "Just add 'UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN'."
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