Category: Married Bliss

FISHING

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy:

"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend."

Second guy:

"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy:

"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him:

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy:

"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."

   

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