Category: Old Age Humiliations

DOCTOR'S ADVICE

Morris, a 93 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said:

"You're really doing great, aren't you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful,'" - Morris replied.

To which doctor said:

"I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful!'"

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